What type of car would you be...?

Posting a lot recently about journey and crossroads etc so it got me thinking, what kind of cars would be on these thoroughfares?
Liberals, well I think there would be two types; the more etheral, cosmic at one with mother godess clique would have hybrids or if lucky electrical cars. You can just see it, sitting smugly behind their wheel holding all the traffic back as they hum contentedly down the road. The second type of liberal car would be a turbo charged sports car, screeching away trying somehow to attain the speed of light. But both these cars would have the same in common, they are unaware of any road users or indeed any rules of the road. " Rules are too square man!" "Red lights what a drag, I need to be free man!" " Hey I know what's best on this road man so move over baby." Of course its the rest of us poor insured rabble that have to pay for these arrogant idiots. "Hey man...  Shut up!! hippy"
Neo-cons, well lets see. Of course they would have to consult the Vatican first to see what the Holy Father's preference is, and then they would drive carefully. Every day that they drove would be a beautiful spring  morning, and life would be joyous and spirit-filled, open to every emotion and secure in the knowledge that the sat nav would speed them in the right direction. In fact they would listen and follow implicitly the directions, turn right in 200 metres, turn left now, stop at junction, continue for 2 kms over bridge. Afterwards, puzzled as they sit in their car which is slowly filling with water, they will conclude that they didn't listen carefully enough as obviously the sat nav was vatican approved and therefore perfect. ( most neo-cons use the notion of papal infallibility in the same manner that a 4 year old uses paint, liberally and without discrimination; in fact empirical data suggests that a neo-con wouldn't know the true definition of infallibility if it came up and punched them on the nose.)
As for traditionalits, well any old car will do as long as it gets you to where you are going, stopping frequently to consult the map and don't forget to display the learner plates!!!